Tell me if you’ve heard this one before…”My kid is the smartest kid on the planet!” Don’t think for a minute that I haven’t taken stock of the posts I’ve written lately and noticed a common theme of talking about all the craziness that is Roo, while somewhat bypassing the awesomeness that is Roo. I […]Read More Smartest. Kid. Ever.
Me – How many times have you guys gotten ice cream at lunch? H- 3 times…but one time was free. E – 2, no 3 times. Me – I told you only on the first day. H – But it was free. Well, the one time. The other times you paid for it. Me – […]Read More Like Kids in a Candy Store
E – …and you said the S-word. Me – What? No I didn’t say the S-word. E – Yes you did. You said it. Me – When? E – You said that was Stupid. Me – Ohhhhh that S-word. Yeah…sorry I said that. E – You should be sorry daddy. Every parent wants their kid […]Read More Well S-h-!-t!
Oh you know…just getting dressed up Me-Where are you two going dressed like that? E-We’re going to a party. H-Yeah so we had to get dressed up. Me-I can see that. Is it a costume party. E-No, just a cool party. H-Well, we gotta go. Bye Dad. Me-It was nice talking with ya. […]Read More Beyond Cute
E-Daddy, how do you draw a little “e”? Me-Are you serious? Don’t ask me questions you know the answer to. E-I don’t remember how to draw it. Me-You write one every time you write your name, every day. Acting dumb is not cute, it’s annoying. Show me how smart you are. E-Ohhhh I […]Read More Acting Stupid is not Cute
Me-Are you guys excited about your last day at Holy Trinity? H-I just wanna stay in the baby room all day and play with them. E-I wanna love on all my teachers…and friends…and eat our cupcakes. H-Mmm cupcakes. For the last month or so, when people ask me about how the girls are doing, I […]Read More Last Day Before the First Day.
H-Will you scratch my back? Me-Sure. H-Higher…lower…higher…lower…no higher. Me-Your back isn’t that big. H-I know but ur missing it. I think one of the more amazing things about little kids is when they say or do something that seems well beyond their years. For what seems like forever now, the girls have been doing […]Read More Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours