Oh Brother.

Our phone call went a little something like this… Annie: Babe, it’s a boy. Me: What?… Annie: It’s a boy! Me: What the F*@K? …Are you serious? Annie: I’m dead serious. It’s a boy. Me: What are we going to do with a boy? My wife is not the most patient person I’ve ever met, […]

The shot heard around the office

Me – Please do not freak out when they swab your throat. H – Ok, I just don’t want a shot ok? Me – I can’t promise you anything. E – They gave me one and it huuuuurt! Me – Not helping! E – What? It did hurt…bad. I have to be honest, I […]